“Actually, Conner has a legitimate point. While we would like to make it very clear to VeriChip and Tom Cruise (or rather their lawyers) that we do not believe they have at any time kissed Satan’s buttocks, Conner’s assertions that “the invasion of RFIDs carry enormous threats to privacy and many other security concerns”, and “these devices are not a cure-all to security as touted by their manufacturers and supporters”, will find favour with many.”
That’s the good part. The funny part:
“We have just received breathless confirmation of two facts that we at Vulture Central had suspected for some time: RFID chips are the mark of the beast and Tom Cruise is a Satanist whose pact with the Lord of the Flies has given him fabulous wealth, fame and the power to attract any women on the planet despite being only 4’3″ tall.”
And pretty much the rest of the article. Worth a read.